Everybody secretly wants to be a crazy hippie freak,

but not everybody is brave enough to actually do it. We've decided we are brave enough.

Actually, it's more like we've got nothing to lose. All our

friends think we're crazy hippie freaks anyway. Our family members don't answer our phone calls, or if they do, they just yell, "YOU CRAZY HIPPIE FREAK!" and then hang up. We know they're secretly jealous. Just like you. C'mon, admit it.